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Who can turn the world on with his smile...
Who can take a nothing day.. and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile..
well it's you joe and you should know it.. with each smile and every little movement you show it....
Joey for Mayor!
Who's with me on this one????
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awwwwww Auntie Anna...you're too nice
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You know anna, you are on to something here. We should all post the very first thing we would do if we were elected mayor.
I'll go first. It's my idea.
The very first thing I would do is change the sign on the door from Mayor to Burgermeister.
Then the very next thing I would do is go directly to the tts and change my screen name to Meisterburger.
Then I would be the Burgermeister Meisterburger...man that's lame!
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Sorry Joey, but sponge and Mayor just don't seem to go together for me. Your platform seems, how can I put this... SOFT!
Every choice we make has a consequence.....
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Wait a sec...
Burgermeister instead of mayor? Maybe there's something to that...it has a cool continental flavor to it.
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together
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yeah, I'll also promise to wear the same helmet as Colonel Klink, and refer to all my subjects as "meine liebchen"
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I just got back from the bar. this should be good. someone stop me if I go too far.
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Quote:yeah, I'll also promise to wear the same helmet as Colonel Klink, and refer to all my subjects as "meine liebchen" Ditch the helmet and you've got my vote. How about one of those Tyrolean hats with the feathers and little silver medals?
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und lederhosen, prost!
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Lederhosen if you must. But no dancing the schottische. We wouldn't want our young people getting aroused.
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my administration would mandate accordion music at tosafest.
hier tanzen nicht verboten
and you only have to dance if you're single...ladies, have you noticed your guys quit dancing the day after you were married dancing is what guys do when they're single, and want to get near the ladies.
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I promise to put the water back in the pool, and fill it with hammer head sharks. I’d pass a law that if you get caught saying something dumb at the tts, we make you swim a lap. If you make it across, you are free to come back.
Kind of like the salem witch trials except without the fire and witches.
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Next I’ll pass a law that says every Tuesday is two-fer Tuesday at the mall. I know it will cost the merchants lots of money, and drive up costs to the consumers, but it’s what I want. I’ll call it my affordable shopping initiative.
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I don't know. Maybe it's me, but I think that Joey might - wait for it - soak us for votes. Couldn't resist. Actually, now that I've looked at Ms. Didier's website with her blank vision for Tosa, Joey might have a legitimate chance.
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Hey Joey! Will you put the cross back on the street signs?
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I don't know about all this........little leather shorts, odd headgear, continental thinking........just be careful and don't hug any babies. Could be trouble......remember what happened when Vladimir Putin kissed that baby and the media didn't understand cultural differences.......... Besides, it wouldn't be a good idea for our mayor to hug ANYBODY.
"Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves." Albert Einstein
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Yeah, I hear hugging is also a problem for the current mayor. Moral of the post: Joey, don't hug a thug.
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Wow Joey has told us more about what he would do as mayor in less than a day than any announced candidate has done in months.
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Joey the Lovesponge campaign song:
Sing to spongebob tune:
Who lives in a bungalow in the city?
Joey Lovesponge!
Who makes up the rules that we want to see?
Joey Lovesponge!
Who has all the answers for you and for me!
Joey Lovesponge! Joey Lovesponge. Joey Lovesponge!
It's he!
You've got my vote sponge... I like your platform... although the swimming with the sharks thing is a bit of a concern...
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anna, you don’t have to worry because the Burgermeister decides who schvimms the laps, and even though that damn spongebob jingle is stuck in my head, you’re safe for now.
Also, as everyone knows I’m normally a wall flower, preferring to sit on the sidelines and observe the discussions found here from afar, but anna, your encouraging words have made me think I want to be the King. Yes, the omnipotent, benevolent dictator….……. Your Glorious Leader.
So far my platform consists of changing the title from Mayor to Burgermeister, mandating accordion music at Tosafest, filling the pool with water and hammerhead sharks, and passing a two-fer Tuesday law.
I’m not exactly being an over-achiever here am I? I need something BIG to make the little people notice there’s a new Sheriff in town. So………………………….
Joeythebenevolentomnipotentburgermeister will have a major policy announcement at 10:00 PM cst tonight found exclusively here in the Tosa Town Square.
Tell your friends…let’s have record civic involvement!!
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